Acardel

I hate Light Beer. It just tastes like regular beer, but then they fill up half the bottle with water. What is the point of that? And, for some reason it seems like all the cool college kids are the ones that want to drink the light beers. You always see them walking up to the bar with there cool little khaki shorts, there tight little tshirt that has there cool greek letters and them, and telling the bartender to hand them a light beer. Does that make you cool? Maybe I should start drinking it, then maybe I would be cool. I just don’t get it. It taste like crap.  Literally, beer and water. What’s the point? If you don’t like the taste of beer, so you order a light beer so it doesn’t taste as stong, then just order something else. Get you a cool green appletinny and hang out with Zach Braff. It would be good times, I’m sure.

If I’m drinking I want my stuff to taste like alcohol. I don’t want it to taste like water. I don’t want it to taste like an orange that was grown in the green grass fields of Holy Town. I want it to taste like alcohol. But, maybe that’s just me.